WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
Anonymous said: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?
Got it? Good.
Yup. Exactly this many.
Actually, I’ve got the books. Just buy me the library (or at least the shelving) to keep them in.